Archive for 'Movie Reviews'

Review: Monsters Versus Aliens

April 12th, 2009 – 6:06 pm Posted by: Kyle

DreamWorks is an interesting studio that seems to often achieve commercial success, but only manages to inconsistently grasp at creative success with their animated films. Once a producer of both 2D and 3D features, they ditched 2D after 2003 – which is a shame as The Road To El Dorado was, as they say, the [...]

Review: Watchmen

March 23rd, 2009 – 3:10 pm Posted by: Kyle

I have to honest; Watchmen (the original graphic novel) was an incredible reading experience and try as I might, I cannot perceive this film on its own basis. So this review is primarily aimed at those people who have read Watchmen – though I will try not to isolate though who have not read Watchmen [...]

Review: Zack And Miri Make A Porno

March 9th, 2009 – 12:00 am Posted by: Kyle

Zack And Miri Make A Porno is an interesting, if dubious title. It tells you what the film is about as succinctly as Snakes On A Plane, but it also instils a worrying sense of: “uh oh, how well are they going to handle this idea?” You can safely assume that in this film two [...]

Review: Transporter 3

February 11th, 2009 – 5:57 pm Posted by: Liam

Three things come to mind when thinking of the Transporter series, they are gradually getting progressively worse, Jason Statham has the ability to break the laws of physics while on anything with wheels, and the man is the definition of beefcake. The third film in the series is no different, driver extraordinary Frank Martin is [...]

Preview: J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek

December 9th, 2008 – 4:02 am Posted by: Liam

The other day I received an invite to a preview of the new Star Trek film directed by J.J. Abrams (Lost, Cloverfield). This was quite a surprise for a couple of reasons: firstly the movie isn’t premiering until the 7th of May 2009 and secondly because Abrams had so far been decidedly secretive about this [...]

Review: Wall-E

October 15th, 2008 – 8:04 pm Posted by: Kyle

The universe we live in is remarkable. It’s beautiful, massive beyond comprehension and is filled with wonder and mysteries. The fact that life even came to be is extraordinary considering the chain of events that occurred over billions of years for things to take on their present form: humans included. Yet, we can forget this. [...]

Review: The Dark Knight

September 1st, 2008 – 1:36 am Posted by: Kyle

Since Batman’s creation in 1939 there have been many different takes on the character and the universe. In the medium of film alone there has been the wacky and downright silly 1966 Batman movie, then there was Tim Burton’s stylised Batman films in 1989 and 1992 followed by Joel Schumacher’s much maligned Batman Forever and [...]

Review: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

June 12th, 2008 – 5:53 am Posted by: Kyle

In 1981 we were all introduced to archaeologist and hero Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Last Ark. Unless of course you lived in Czechoslovakia or Hungary – they didn’t see the film until 1985; a year after the sequel Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was released everywhere else.The Temple of Doom was [...]

Review: Drillbit Taylor

March 25th, 2008 – 1:39 am Posted by: Kyle

Drillbit Taylor is about three kids who hire a bodyguard to protect themselves from a high school bully…and yet, it isn’t really about bullying. I left the cinema entertained and having lol-ed a fair bit, but as someone who had to put up with numerous jerks through primary school and high school, I couldn’t help [...]

Half-Life: What Has To Be Done

March 5th, 2008 – 11:28 pm Posted by: Kyle

Earlier this year a Half-Life fan fiction by a nine year old spawned a most ingenious machinma from Canandian filmmaker Djy1991. The film gained unanimous acclaim and delight dozens – nay, severals – of internet viewers. That film was Half-Life: Full Life Consequences. Its strong use of self-mockery, text, music and narration combined to create [...]