Archive for 'Movie Reviews'

Review: Enchanted

January 11th, 2008 – 5:14 pm Posted by: Kyle

It’s been a long time since I’ve enjoyed a kids Disney movie. For the past few years the only good Disney have been doing is the Pirates of the Caribbean and releasing Pixar films. While that’s still pretty awesome, it’s been far too long since they’ve created a feature length animated children’s film that [...]

Review: The Golden Compass

December 29th, 2007 – 4:20 pm Posted by: Kyle

In 2000 there was a film called Memento which told the story of a man who’d lost his long term memory and could only retain fifteen minutes at a time and yet was trying to find his wife’s killer. Oh, and the film was told backwards. If Christopher Nolan was able to make such a [...]

Merry Christmas from the whole Space Meat team

December 25th, 2007 – 5:01 am Posted by: Liam

Well the title says it all folks, yes it’s Christmas Day. The day we get together with friends and family, exchange gifts, eat tons of food, and celebrate the holy birth of a great man… Sir Isaac Newton. But those are not the only Christmas traditions, no there are many more. Including the tradition of [...]

Review: Lions for Lambs

November 26th, 2007 – 8:25 pm Posted by: Kyle

It’s nice to be surprised. Judging from the trailers in which a stern faced Tom Cruise asks: “do you want to win the war on terror; yes or no?” I had expected a big dumb film which glorified the giant clusterfuck which is America’s war on terror. The opening moments seemed to assert this idea. [...]

Review: Resident Evil: Extinction

October 19th, 2007 – 3:56 am Posted by: Kyle

To be honest, I have never seen any of the other Resident Evil movies or played any of the games. Shameful, I know, but it does provide me the vantage point of viewing the film on its own terms. As for understanding the plot, I had no trouble. All the information you need going into [...]

Review: 1408

October 5th, 2007 – 10:13 pm Posted by: Colin

Let me begin with a few tips – this is not the movie for a first date (unless you are dating the Single White Female), a 3am viewing after hitting the 40oz’s all night, or an experiment to see what a flick would be like whilst riding high on the mean green. This is nothing [...]

Review: The Bourne Ultimatum

October 2nd, 2007 – 12:05 am Posted by: Gumbuoy

I hate when people come out of an action movie, and tell me, “The dialogue was pretty crap, the plot was terrible, the acting was horrific, the casting laughable, and even some of the effects looked a little fake. But it was an action movie, the action scenes were good, so I liked it!” I [...]

Review: Stardust

September 17th, 2007 – 3:56 am Posted by: Starks

Star light, star bright,
The first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
I find one of the more interesting trends of movie makers in the last 15 years has been their fixation with recreating stories on the silver screen associated with being ‘children’s favourites’. From fairy tale [...]

Review: Transformers

June 25th, 2007 – 11:58 pm Posted by: Starks

Review: Blades of Glory

May 27th, 2007 – 5:43 pm Posted by: Starks

It’s not often that I would call a movie gay. Indeed, the political incorrectness of calling a movie gay is something one should consider before making the claim. But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it straight.
Blades of Glory is a very, very gay movie.
This is not to say Blades [...]